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The plans of mice, men and Maureen gang aft a cock-up.
More from Maureen Lipman
- She taught us Hygiene. And you know what that meant: s-x, pr-cr-ation and p-r--ds.
- I'm a games player by nature. Don't get me wrong. Nothing that involves movement. Like leaving my chair.
- Are you sitting comfortably? Then get up. This is no time for sloth.
- The make-up sat on the surface of my skin like scrambled egg.