Maureen Lipman Quotes on Humor

4 quotes

  1. The plans of mice, men and Maureen gang aft a cock-up.

  2. She taught us Hygiene. And you know what that meant: s-x, pr-cr-ation and p-r--ds.

  3. I'm a games player by nature. Don't get me wrong. Nothing that involves movement. Like leaving my chair.

  4. The make-up sat on the surface of my skin like scrambled egg.

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