Quote #26

I can't see the sense in it really. It makes me a Commander of the British Empire. They might as well make me a Commander of Milton Keynes - at least that exists.

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  1. I suppose a Knighthood is out of the question then?
  2. Said Prince Charles when they placed the crown on his head: I suppose this means that Mummy's dead.
  3. Oh, the snivelling grovelling bastard.
  4. We're Rat-Rat-Rat-Rat-Rat-Rat-Ratties!
  5. I hope you go before me because I don't want you singing at my funeral.
  6. There's no such thing as anything, and sometimes even less!
  7. All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
  8. The small of my back is too big

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