5 Spike Milligan Quotes on Absurdity

Spike Milligan quotes on absurdity

2. If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.

7. A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

8. Education isn't everything; for a start it isn't an elephant.

11. How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

26. I can't see the sense in it really. It makes me a Commander of the British Empire. They might as well make me a Commander of Milton Keynes - at least that exists.