Spike Milligan Quotes on Absurdity
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Education isn't everything; for a start it isn't an elephant.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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I can't see the sense in it really. It makes me a Commander of the British Empire. They might as well make me a Commander of Milton Keynes - at least that exists.