Quote #8

Education isn't everything; for a start it isn't an elephant.

More from Spike Milligan

  1. A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
  2. I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
  3. I told you I was ill!
  4. I can't see the sense in it [his honorary CBE] really. It makes me a Commander of the British Empire. They might as well make me a Commande…
  5. Are you going to come along quietly, or am I going to have to use ear plugs?
  6. How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
  7. Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
  8. My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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