Quote #6
I told you I was ill!
More from Spike Milligan
- Are you going to come along quietly, or am I going to have to use ear plugs?
- A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
- Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
- Education isn't everything; for a start it isn't an elephant.
- Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
- I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
- If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
- I can't see the sense in it [his honorary CBE] really. It makes me a Commander of the British Empire. They might as well make me a Commande…