Quote #5
Are you going to come along quietly, or am I going to have to use ear plugs?
More from Spike Milligan
- Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
- I told you I was ill!
- Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
- A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
- If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
- Education isn't everything; for a start it isn't an elephant.
- For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
- I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.