Jacob Cohen Quotes on Insult

3 quotes

  1. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

    #36 Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.
  2. My wife is ugly. She's so ugly that when you look up ugly in the dictionary, there's her picture.

  3. (Describing his son-in-law's family) The family's so ugly, in the photo album, they keep the negatives!

All Jacob Cohen quotes