Jacob Cohen Quotes on Love

4 quotes

  1. If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

    #30 Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.
  2. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

    #38 Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.
  3. I love three girls at once...if I fall asleep, they got each other to talk to.

  4. Don't worry honey, I didn't see a thing...you're perfect!

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