Jacob Cohen Quotes on Health
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You know my Doctor, Doctor Vinny BoomBots... I called and told him I had a bad case of diarrhea. - He put me on hold!
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I drink too much. Way too much. I gave a urine sample, there was an olive in it.
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I went to see my doctor. 'Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?' He said...'I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.'
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I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice- I don't know if I'm coming or going.
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It's not easy being me. When I was born the doctor told my mother, 'I did all I could, but he pulled through anyway.'