Jacob Cohen Quotes on Irony

4 quotes

  1. I joined Gambler`s Anonymous. They gave me two to one I don`t make it.

  2. I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

    #25 Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.

  3. My uncle's dying wish: he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

    #37 Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.

  4. The other night I told my kid 'Someday, you'll have children of your own.' He said 'So will you.'

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