Jacob Cohen Quotes on Self image
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Are you kiddin'? I know I'm ugly. My mother breast-fed me through a straw.
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I went to see my doctor. 'Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?' He said...'I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.'
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly. I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
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I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born.