Jacob Cohen Quotes on Body image

3 quotes

  1. Are you kiddin'? I know I'm ugly. My mother breast-fed me through a straw.

  2. I found there was only one way to look thin. Hang out with fat people.

    #10 Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.
  3. My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

    #42 Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.

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