I found there was only one way to look thin. Hang out with fat people.
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I found there was only one way to look thin. Hang out with fat people.
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It reduces complex self‑image issues to a joke.
I drink too much. Way too much. I gave a urine sample, there was an olive in it.
I have good-looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I wish I was covered in fur... or feathers... or something more interesting than just fat.
I found there was only one way to look thin. Hang out with fat people.
Mary, Mary quite contrary, Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy!