56 Body image Quotes
Short body image quotes
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck quote #24 I don't have any plugs or tucks but people do what they want. I look at it as mutilation.
Jack NicholsonJack Nicholson quote #3 If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra.
Jesse VenturaJesse Ventura quote #4 I'd like to be taller. I'd like my baby fat to leave.
Kirsten DunstKirsten Dunst quote #19 The body is meant to be seen, not all covered up.
Marilyn MonroeMarilyn Monroe quote #16 There are worse things than being fat, and one of them is worrying about it all the time.
Peg BrackenPeg Bracken quote #4 The mantra is forget your size discover your shape and transform yourself.
Trinny WoodallTrinny Woodall quote #9 I found there was only one way to look thin. Hang out with fat people.
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield quote #10
More body image quotes
The psychic scars caused by believing that you are ugly leave a permanent mark on your personality.
Joan RiversJoan Rivers quote #13 But I do think that women who spend all their lives on a diet probably have a miserable sex life: if your body is the enemy, how can you relax and take pleasure? Everything is about control, rather than relaxing, about holding everything in.
Nigella LawsonNigella Lawson quote #12 I'm much more self-conscious clothed than unclothed. I'm a frustrated Page Three girl. I have no shame about my body.
Susannah ConstantineSusannah Constantine quote #2 [An article about Cho] started out, 'Funny, sexy, zaftig Margaret Cho...' What is 'zaftig?' Isn't that German for 'big fat pig?' I guess I was lucky; 'zaftig' is kind of a nice word. It could have been, 'Funny, sexy, OBESE Margaret Cho.'
Margaret ChoMargaret Cho quote #17 I am not gonna die because some network executive thought I was fat! It's so wrong! It's so wrong that women are asked to live up to this skinny ideal that is totally unattainable. For me to be ten pounds thinner is a full-time job, and I am handing in my notice and walking out the door!!
Margaret ChoMargaret Cho quote #45 A friend doesn't go on a diet because you're fat.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck quote #2 It's gonna be really hard to find messages of self-love and support anywhere, especially in women's and gay men's culture. It's all about how you have to look a certain way, or else you're worthless. You know, when you look in the mirror and think, 'Ugh, I'm so ugly, I'm so fat, I'm so old.' Don't you know that's not your authentic self? But that is billions upon billions of dollars of advertising. Magazines, movies, billboards, all geared to make you feel shitty about yourself, so you will take your hard earned money and spend it at the mall on some turn-around creme that doesn't turn around shit.
Margaret ChoMargaret Cho quote #58 I've been nine stone for 20 years, I always eat what I want, it's not an issue for me. But it pisses me off - because if people did decide that I starved myself, it would have a direct consequence on what we advocate!
Trinny WoodallTrinny Woodall quote #8 Are you kiddin'? I know I'm ugly. My mother breast-fed me through a straw.
Jacob CohenJacob Cohen quote #5 I told my doctor I wanted a vasectomy. He said, with a face like mine, I don't need one.
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield quote #18 Mary, Mary quite contrary, Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy!
Andrew Dice ClayAndrew Dice Clay quote #25 'I'm proud of my body, I`ve got nothing to be ashamed of.'
Christina AguileraChristina Aguilera quote #30 'Christina is NOT anorexic or any such thing. She is genetically very small, as is her sister Rachel, as am I. I am 41 years old and only gained weight for the very first time in my whole life (no matter what or how much I ate!) only after the birth of my son 5 years ago and subsequent surgery, which seemed to have changed my metabolism.'
Christina AguileraChristina Aguilera quote #32 I had very big boobs but at a young age, and it kept me from a lot of things in the church. I couldn't sing solos because supposedly the men were disgusted when I would get up there.
Jessica SimpsonJessica Simpson quote #4 I'm not anorexic, I'm from Texas! Are there anorexics in Texas?
Jessica SimpsonJessica Simpson quote #10 I wish I was covered in fur... or feathers... or something more interesting than just fat.
John PeelJohn Peel quote #8 The basic Female body comes with the following accessories: garter belt, panti-girdle, crinoline, camisole, bustle, brassiere, stomacher, chemise, virgin zone, spike heels, nose ring, veil, kid gloves, fishnet stockings, fichu, bandeau, Merry Widow, weepers, chokers, barrettes, bangles, beads, lorgnette, feather boa, basic black, compact, Lycra stretch one-piece with modesty panel, designer peignoir, flannel nightie, lace teddy, bed, head.
Margaret AtwoodMargaret Atwood quote #80 The Chippendale's dancers are gay. They're gay. Because there is no such thing as a straight man with visible abdominal muscles. You have to suck cock to get that kind of muscle definition. It doesn't work for women. You know I tried, okay?
Margaret ChoMargaret Cho quote #25 [quoting her producer] 'The network is concerned. They're concerned about the fullness of your face. They think you're really overweight, and you're going to have to do something about it.' ...I didn't know what to say to that. I always thought I was decent looking; I had no idea that I was a giant face taking over America! HERE COMES THE FACE!!
Margaret ChoMargaret Cho quote #36 There's no real way for women to really learn about sex in our culture... There are articles about sex in women's magazines, but that's not the kind of information I'm after. There was this article in Cosmopolitan about How To Look Good In Bed with your lover. It was these tips like, if you put your arm under your breasts they're higher... or if you're laying on your back, your stomach is flat, or if you're having anal sex, he can't see your cellulite! That is wrong, because I get so ugly when I fuck and I don't care. And if you care what I look like when you're fucking me, you shouldn't be fucking me in the first place!!
Margaret ChoMargaret Cho quote #55 I can't even look at those 'women's magazines' anyway. I love fashion, but I look at the pictures of the skinny models, and they're wearing clothes I can't even fit on my fingers. And I look at that and I think, if that is what a woman is supposed to look like, then I must not be one.
Margaret ChoMargaret Cho quote #56 Women and eating disorders have such a long history, but now I see it happening to gay men. And when it comes to anorexia, bulimia, body dysmorphia, gay men are far more worse than women. They take it way more seriously. 'Why diet when you can take crystal meth?'
Margaret ChoMargaret Cho quote #66 I like looser clothes, which always prompts my mom to say something classic like, 'You have such a darling figure - show it off more!'
Megan MullallyMegan Mullally quote #18 'My fans know I love my cheese grits with shrimp, and I'm not giving them up to be a size 2. They know I wear a weave to make my hair look right and I don't always look glamorous all the time. I don't even worry about that type of stuff that much. You're not going to see me with clothes that just let everything hang out. And it's not because of my size, but because it's just not me.'
Raven SymoneRaven Symone quote #1 And everyone is worried about players playing baseball, you know, on steroids, and I'm like 'Really? Well here's a quick way you can tell.' Two things happen when you're on steroids: your balls shrink, and your head grows. So if you see a player step up to the plate with a Mardi Gras head and Raisinets, *makes umpire motion* YER OUT!!!
Robin WilliamsRobin Williams quote #22 When did Ted Kennedy become Jabba The Hutt? He's huge! You're a Kennedy, not a Macy's Day float. 'Bring him down! We're voting!'
Robin WilliamsRobin Williams quote #31 I know a man who is a midget dwarf, he's this tall. [holding his thumb and forefinger three inches apart] He poses for trophies.
Steven WrightSteven Wright quote #51 My boobs are the bane of my life, they're a real burden. Every time I have a baby, I go up two sizes. I'll probably be an E cup after this. I can't bear it.
Susannah ConstantineSusannah Constantine quote #3 For us, it's all about shape, and how that is going to cure a bodily defect.
Susannah ConstantineSusannah Constantine quote #5 Too fat, too thin, what the fuck are you supposed to be? God bless the media!
Susannah ConstantineSusannah Constantine quote #14 We've created a range of clothing which is almost like a prescription from the doctor. Our clothes do the same thing. If you're not happy with your bum, then there's a coat that's going to hide it. If you want to create a waist, there's a dress that's going to do that for you too. We've designed it very much around the female body.'
Susannah ConstantineSusannah Constantine quote #16 By the end of the interview, I pluck up the courage to ask Susannah whether she thinks my bra fits. She stares at my chest: 'You're wearing a 34C and you should be in a 32DD.' I get home and check. She's right.
Susannah ConstantineSusannah Constantine quote #21 I found there was only one way to look thin. Hang out with fat people.
Jacob CohenJacob Cohen quote #10 My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
Jacob CohenJacob Cohen quote #42 According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
Rita RudnerRita Rudner quote #11 Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.
Robert A. HeinleinRobert A. Heinlein quote #114