By the end of the interview, I pluck up the courage to ask Susannah whether she thinks my bra fits. She stares at my chest: 'You're wearing a 34C and you should be in a 32DD.' I get home and check. She's right.

Susannah ... is on the right side of voluptuous and more laid-back. She loses things likes credit cards and keys.

Susannah has become less of a Sloane Ranger and more into real life. She's also more career-minded.

You just don't expect posh girls to grab your tits, call your trousers 'too clitty' and use words like 'pussy pelmet' but they do. You are so shocked by what t…

They're really designed so that our black coat will give you a waist, our trousers will hide your saddle bags, our cashmere makes your tits look great.

I'm happy with my shape. It's getting to a stage of acceptance and understanding how to dress to reproportion yourself.

Honey, try wearing a thong. Then you don't have to worry about all those panty lines.