Honey, try wearing a thong. Then you don't have to worry about all those panty lines.

(referring to her friend's hairy children) Phil, it looked like Playground of the Apes.

My father worked in the circus. He was a circus clown. And my mother was a prostitute.

If my uncle had wheels and pedals, he'd be a bicycle. We really can't engage in 'if's.

They're really designed so that our black coat will give you a waist, our trousers will hide your saddle bags, our cashmere makes your tits look great.

For us, it's all about shape, and how that is going to cure a bodily defect.

I'm happy with my shape. It's getting to a stage of acceptance and understanding how to dress to reproportion yourself.