My father worked in the circus. He was a circus clown. And my mother was a prostitute.

Honey, try wearing a thong. Then you don't have to worry about all those panty lines.

Oh, you're sitting there staring at your cheaply manicured nails in your Ford Taurus...

(referring to her friend's hairy children) Phil, it looked like Playground of the Apes.

The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.

On a very rough-and-ready basis we might define an eccentric as a man who is a law unto himself, and a crank as one who, having determined what the law is, ins…

Usually this desire [for family limitation] has been laid to economic pressure... It has asserted itself among the rich and among the poor, among the intellige…