Quote #232
My father worked in the circus. He was a circus clown. And my mother was a prostitute.
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- How are you going to feel when your daughter's hair is being used to stuff some pervert's pillow?
- If my uncle had wheels and pedals, he'd be a bicycle. We really can't engage in 'if's.
- You know what you look like to me with your good bag and your bad shoes? You look like a ruuube.
- I'll tell you what, when you're me, you give me a call. Until then, you're not me.
- You don't park a group of retards near a road and expect them not to be nailed by a flying Dodge Durango.