Quote #233
Oh, you're sitting there staring at your cheaply manicured nails in your Ford Taurus...
More from Phil Hendrie
- My father worked in the circus. He was a circus clown. And my mother was a prostitute.
- How are you going to feel when your daughter's hair is being used to stuff some pervert's pillow?
- Honey, try wearing a thong. Then you don't have to worry about all those panty lines.
- You know what you look like to me with your good bag and your bad shoes? You look like a ruuube.
- (referring to her friend's hairy children) Phil, it looked like Playground of the Apes.
- You don't park a group of retards near a road and expect them not to be nailed by a flying Dodge Durango.
- If my uncle had wheels and pedals, he'd be a bicycle. We really can't engage in 'if's.
- I told her to sit down and shut her mouth. Phil, she's my best friend and I feel I can be direct with her.