Phil Hendrie Quotes on Appearance

8 quotes

  1. Do your daughters wax? Do they Playboy wax?

  2. (to her friend) See, you can look thin even though you're not.

  3. (referring to her friend's hairy children) Phil, it looked like Playground of the Apes.

  4. Oh, you're sitting there staring at your cheaply manicured nails in your Ford Taurus...

  5. You know what you look like to me with your good bag and your bad shoes? You look like a ruuube.

  6. And I will do anything, even give up the predilection that I had for a long time for boys. In fact Phil, there's only 2 things that can actually change the light, Irish lilt in my voice: killing the music, which turns me in to a black man, or seeing a very svelte beautiful young lady walk by the window like right now... (voice drops and accent vanishes) Will you look at THAT!?

  7. If you saw me in my speedo, you'd want to play with the little man in the boat.

  8. You know what you look like with your good bag and your bad shoes? You look like a rube.

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