Phil Hendrie Quotes on Radio
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This is Coast to Coast Overnight AM/PM Minimart.
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And now, Coast to Coast AM/PM is on the air.
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And now it's time for Coast to Coast with Art Bell and the same sorry ABBA song.
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And now... Coast to Coast with Art Bell. I'm Ross Mitchell. I'm a former member of ABBA.
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If you're calling from South America, good for you.
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If you're calling from the North Pole, you must be Santa Claus.
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If you're calling west of the rockies, make sure you have a telephone.
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If you're using a touchtone phone, you're SOL. Only rotary calls tonight.
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If you're calling from...oh, if you're just calling, here's the number: 1-800-ART.
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To call Art Bell, you first have to have phone service in your cabin... and remember the Art Bell Show doesn't accept phone calls from phones that you have to crank.
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To call Art: West of the Rockies, just pick up your phone and dial 'Art'; East of the Rockies, dial 'Bell'; South of the Rockies... well that would be Mexico, wouldn't it?
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(said repeatedly) I'm Ted Bell.
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Ohhhhhhh. I'm an A-hole...
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I have to tell you this- listening to you for the last ten minutes, I have the desire to pull my underwear off and jam them in your mouth.
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Sir I'm driving 26,000 pounds of Detroit Steel.
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Okay, That tears it!
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Rrrryyaaahh! I'm off of hold again.
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You know what? You burn me up more than a baseball-sized hemorrhoid.
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(To caller with Southern accent) Let me ask you something, how are things up there in Cold Mountain?
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Bababooey.