20 Phil Hendrie Quotes on Radio

Phil Hendrie quotes on radio

23. This is Coast to Coast Overnight AM/PM Minimart.

48. And now, Coast to Coast AM/PM is on the air.

51. And now it's time for Coast to Coast with Art Bell and the same sorry ABBA song.

52. And now... Coast to Coast with Art Bell. I'm Ross Mitchell. I'm a former member of ABBA.

53. If you're calling from South America, good for you.

54. If you're calling from the North Pole, you must be Santa Claus.

55. If you're calling west of the rockies, make sure you have a telephone.

56. If you're using a touchtone phone, you're SOL. Only rotary calls tonight.

57. If you're calling from...oh, if you're just calling, here's the number: 1-800-ART.

62. To call Art Bell, you first have to have phone service in your cabin... and remember the Art Bell Show doesn't accept phone calls from phones that you have to crank.

63. To call Art: West of the Rockies, just pick up your phone and dial 'Art'; East of the Rockies, dial 'Bell'; South of the Rockies... well that would be Mexico, wouldn't it?

69. (said repeatedly) I'm Ted Bell.

70. Ohhhhhhh. I'm an A-hole...

94. I have to tell you this- listening to you for the last ten minutes, I have the desire to pull my underwear off and jam them in your mouth.

96. Sir I'm driving 26,000 pounds of Detroit Steel.

97. Okay, That tears it!

98. Rrrryyaaahh! I'm off of hold again.

100. You know what? You burn me up more than a baseball-sized hemorrhoid.

265. (To caller with Southern accent) Let me ask you something, how are things up there in Cold Mountain?

391. Bababooey.