Quote #54
If you're calling from the North Pole, you must be Santa Claus.
More from Phil Hendrie
- If you're calling from South America, good for you.
- If you're calling west of the rockies, make sure you have a telephone.
- And now... Coast to Coast with Art Bell. I'm Ross Mitchell. I'm a former member of ABBA.
- If you're using a touchtone phone, you're SOL. Only rotary calls tonight.
- And now it's time for Coast to Coast with Art Bell and the same sorry ABBA song.
- If you're calling from...oh, if you're just calling, here's the number: 1-800-ART.
- Art hired me because I have balls the size of the Liberty Bell.
- If you're calling from west of the Rockies... I told you not to, didn't I? Didn't I tell you to leave me alone?