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And now... Coast to Coast with Art Bell. I'm Ross Mitchell. I'm a former member of ABBA.
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- And now it's time for Coast to Coast with Art Bell and the same sorry ABBA song.
- If you're calling from South America, good for you.
- Art hired me because I have balls the size of the Liberty Bell.
- If you're calling from the North Pole, you must be Santa Claus.
- Yes, Art Bell, one of the great cosmic freaks.
- If you're calling west of the rockies, make sure you have a telephone.
- And now, Coast to Coast AM/PM is on the air.
- If you're using a touchtone phone, you're SOL. Only rotary calls tonight.