Phil Hendrie Quotes on Parody

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  1. But first, an exciting new product from Peenman Enterprises!

  2. God, I'm gonna kill. I'm gonna kill slow and I'm gonna kill thoroughly.

  3. The best thing that we can hope for is that the Earth stops spinning, then the Mir spacecraft falls on Cameron Manheim.

  4. I'm in Canada, obviously, because my life's been threatened directly by Al Gore. He's always hated me because I invented the Internet.

  5. And now... Coast to Coast with Art Bell. I'm Ross Mitchell. I'm a former member of ABBA.

  6. To call Art: West of the Rockies, just pick up your phone and dial 'Art'; East of the Rockies, dial 'Bell'; South of the Rockies... well that would be Mexico, wouldn't it?

  7. What about a high left, kick fake to the right chop and a power-right fist? Man, you are dead, dead, dead.

  8. I could be a gay James Bond.

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