17 Phil Hendrie Quotes on Language

Phil Hendrie quotes on language

71. How could you let that Kraut on?

82. My name is Ted Bell, its an Anglo-Saxon name...not Persian, m'kay? You understand? Not Arabian.

92. Trent Lott is an unreconstructed cracka'.

108. I will tear your eyes out and I will have sex with your skull.

124. You turd in a muffler and a cheap hat!

128. Kiss my bright red rosie.

132. Are you calling me a pussy?

145. Ma'am, does your e-mail carry a...able to carry a big enough file to fit a picture of you in it?

178. Tell me where it says 'Bone Smoker' in the Constitution.

180. You're just one more son of a bitch in a long line of son of bitches!

193. A face on her that'd make a freight train take a dirt road.

235. You know what you look like to me with your good bag and your bad shoes? You look like a ruuube.

285. I'm talking of giving him myself in a very animal way, and its not for money.

297. GEEEEEEEEEEEZ!

306. You whore! We're 800 miles off of course!

325. I can do the max on a hip abductor machine. Listen to this: (yelling) URRRRRRGHYAAAAAAAAAAA YOU WHORE!

390. Ya savvy?