Phil Hendrie Quotes on Language

17 quotes

  1. How could you let that Kraut on?

  2. My name is Ted Bell, its an Anglo-Saxon name...not Persian, m'kay? You understand? Not Arabian.

  3. Trent Lott is an unreconstructed cracka'.

  4. I will tear your eyes out and I will have sex with your skull.

  5. You turd in a muffler and a cheap hat!

  6. Kiss my bright red rosie.

  7. Are you calling me a pussy?

  8. Ma'am, does your e-mail carry a...able to carry a big enough file to fit a picture of you in it?

  9. Tell me where it says 'Bone Smoker' in the Constitution.

  10. You're just one more son of a bitch in a long line of son of bitches!

  11. A face on her that'd make a freight train take a dirt road.

  12. You know what you look like to me with your good bag and your bad shoes? You look like a ruuube.

  13. I'm talking of giving him myself in a very animal way, and its not for money.

  14. GEEEEEEEEEEEZ!

  15. You whore! We're 800 miles off of course!

  16. I can do the max on a hip abductor machine. Listen to this: (yelling) URRRRRRGHYAAAAAAAAAAA YOU WHORE!

  17. Ya savvy?

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