More from Phil Hendrie

  1. She had the audacity to order corn on the cob on the first date... so this woman is now out of my life.
  2. Did you hit the retard?
  3. I'm a pilot, Phil, and you can take this to the bank: you can't fly the Concorde when the wing's on fire.
  4. This is Darth Hall, I'm out.
  5. If a plane's gonna crash, I want to be there to take a picture of it.
  6. The FCC is dusting off the hot seat for me!
  7. Ma'am,If you have a degre then my name is Malcolm X
  8. Will you get this old Jew off the phone, quick, and let's go to another call?

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