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Did you hit the retard?

— Phil Hendrie

More from Phil Hendrie

  1. GEEEEEEEEEEEZ!
  2. This is Darth Hall, I'm out.
  3. She had the audacity to order corn on the cob on the first date... so this woman is now out of my life.
  4. The FCC is dusting off the hot seat for me!
  5. I'm a pilot, Phil, and you can take this to the bank: you can't fly the Concorde when the wing's on fire.
  6. Will you get this old Jew off the phone, quick, and let's go to another call?
  7. If a plane's gonna crash, I want to be there to take a picture of it.
  8. (to a caller) I'm the Vice President of Syndication. Which means I'm God and you're an ant.

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  • humor
  • social norms
  • offense
  • provocation
  • offensive humor

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