More from Phil Hendrie

  1. Did you hit the retard?
  2. The FCC is dusting off the hot seat for me!
  3. GEEEEEEEEEEEZ!
  4. Will you get this old Jew off the phone, quick, and let's go to another call?
  5. She had the audacity to order corn on the cob on the first date... so this woman is now out of my life.
  6. (to a caller) I'm the Vice President of Syndication. Which means I'm God and you're an ant.
  7. I'm a pilot, Phil, and you can take this to the bank: you can't fly the Concorde when the wing's on fire.
  8. Bud, I'm giving you the the big shot here, because Hendrie blew it with all those phoney-baloney voices.

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