39 Phil Hendrie Quotes on Media

Phil Hendrie quotes on media

9. I'm Grant Foster for public television - Where a hundred people work so thirty can watch.

11. If ever there was a show invented in the history of the world that could rightfully say, when they replay a show, 'This is the best,' I think it's ours.

14. I don't know why I gotta apologize for the politics I do on my show, but I've got so many people that dig the comedy of the show, but they're so stupid when it comes to everything else, so what am I supposed to do? If you like how funny I am, you're gonna have to listen to how smart I am, too. You're just going to have to do that, because nobody can be as funny as I am without also being extremely intelligent.

16. Brought to you by the Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints

19. The whole MP3 thing sucks a loaaaaaad of Chinamen.

23. This is Coast to Coast Overnight AM/PM Minimart.

27. Well, another program proving absolutely nothing. Proving that UFOs don't exist, that there isn't an extra dimension and there are no flying saucers or little green men. Yes, another Coast to Coast AM that can't prove a freaking thing.

38. Goddamn the Warner Brothers to hell for giving Marvin the Martain the raygun.

45. Art Bell is full of crap.

48. And now, Coast to Coast AM/PM is on the air.

49. Yes, Art Bell, one of the great cosmic freaks.

62. To call Art Bell, you first have to have phone service in your cabin... and remember the Art Bell Show doesn't accept phone calls from phones that you have to crank.

64. For those of you calling from Madagascar or Bakersfield, that number again 1-800-520-1534 that number once again 1-213-427-7266 that number once again 1-213-427...7...uh...uh...3...I forget...

65. And I'm Ross Mitchell. I quit. This has been Coast to Coast with Art Bell... trying to prove that little people live in the middle of a hurricane. Je-eeee-sus!

77. Phil, you told me if I got a radio show, I'd get more ass than a rental car.

92. Trent Lott is an unreconstructed cracka'.

136. (To veteran) Do-do you watch reruns of China Beach?

158. (About Jay Leno) He's a strange man. He's a strange man with strange cars. He'll dri-drive down the street waving at you behind the wheel of a Stanley Steamer. He-he's a-a strange man.

165. Great show as always!

201. I'm a gay man and a gay journalist.

204. They wanna enable Marc Cherry and the coven of gays that infest the offices of ABC.

205. If I get my name on a Desperate Housewives show, it says, 'Doug Dannger, comma, gay.'

210. We ain't like no show on the KY-Jelly!

211. Oh, no, not the face, Phil. I have a photo shoot for Campbell's Soup this afternoon!

213. 'You know, they should make a wax statue of you and put you next to Carrol Channing at the Wax Museum' -Bud Dickman (Talking to Phil, Dec 15, 2004 Hour 3)

240. (to a caller) If you were here right now I'd have to drop you. I dropped that woman at the Homeowner's Association meeting and I'll do the same to you. What's your address?

249. I did a little promo work for a show called Africa Nowwwwwww...that's how they have me say it.

258. And I suppose you're an expert from watching F-Troop, I gather?

269. Why am I sitting here about to get eight million volts through my body? Why am I that black guy on The Green Mile with no water in the sponge?

286. I'm Margaret from Bal Harbour.

294. If a plane's gonna crash, I want to be there to take a picture of it.

299. This is Darth Hall, I'm out.

300. The FCC is dusting off the hot seat for me!

301. Will you get this old Jew off the phone, quick, and let's go to another call?

302. (to a caller) I'm the Vice President of Syndication. Which means I'm God and you're an ant.

304. I'm the guy that introduced innovation into radio. I'm the guy that brought you Laura, brought you Rush, brought you Glenn Beck, brought you-- all these guys, whoever the hell-- Jim Beck, Glenn Rome-- I forget. All of these guys add up to one thing, and that one thing is David G. Hall, who has innovated this business to the point where people don't even recognize it anymore.

358. Walter would see that commercial... probably having breakfast, let's say. He'd very, very delicately pad his mouth dry with his napkin, turn his television set off, get in his car, probably go to some area like a suburban mall and within two to three hours, three women would be hanging upside-down, gutted and their blood drained.

383. I'm gonna come out, I'll take Katie Couric and that other bitch, uhh... I forget who she was-- I'll rape her. I'll tell ya right now, I will. I'll commit the act of rape on her.

385. I will find Katie Couric and I will commit the act of rape on her. And then when I'm done with her, I'll get on that news women they got on the air and, who the other one? Oh yeah, Greta Van Susteren, I will rape her.