Quote #294

If a plane's gonna crash, I want to be there to take a picture of it.

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  1. Ma'am,If you have a degre then my name is Malcolm X
  2. I'm a pilot, Phil, and you can take this to the bank: you can't fly the Concorde when the wing's on fire.
  3. Whenever you think of hair, think of me, Bob Green.
  4. She had the audacity to order corn on the cob on the first date... so this woman is now out of my life.
  5. You tell the lesbians Bob Green is coming and hell follows!
  6. GEEEEEEEEEEEZ!
  7. I got where I am by the skin of my teeth and the sweat of my... everything; I sweat everywhere.
  8. Did you hit the retard?

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