Phil Hendrie Quotes on Ethics
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Do you realize that every day there's a guy gettin' fired for stuff that we do, that nobody notices because it's a funny voice doing it?
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It's almost worth it to me to go out and set fire to an orphanage so that God damns me to Hell so I can have a front row seat as they cook you like a hot nut.
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I fought in Korea so you can sit there, looking at yourself with no underwear on.
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I think its a disgrace that Mr. Gibbons is using our handsome Almighty Lord to win himself a People's Choice Award or whatever.
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Hey did your [Iraq soldier] husband say he bayoneted nobody? ... It's a pretty sure bet he almost bayonetted someone.
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Phil, this is character assasination.
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You can go straight to the living hell.
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Its almost like walking up to Adolf Hitler if you're Jewish and saying, 'nice moustache.' You're just asking for it.
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(to a caller) If you were here right now I'd have to drop you. I dropped that woman at the Homeowner's Association meeting and I'll do the same to you. What's your address?
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If you're on a luxury cruise ship, and a gentleman passenger commits suicide and jumps off the ship - he didn't fall off, he didn't slip, he didn't trip, it wasn't an accident - he purposely jumped off the side of the cruise ship with the sole intention of ending his life by suicide, do you bring the ship to a dead stop, reverse the screws as they like to say - back up that ship and search for that man, even if it means inconveniencing passengers who had their hearts set on the Dutch Antillies?
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All you need to know about America is we invented the A-Bomb, and let me tell you what, if I had a...ooooh...
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If a plane's gonna crash, I want to be there to take a picture of it.
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Will you get this old Jew off the phone, quick, and let's go to another call?
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You whore! We're 800 miles off of course!
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I don't want to see another fetus fed to the fire.
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Tell me you've never thought about killing your own kid. For instance, taking him out hunting in the woods and only one of you comes back, namely you.
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It's about saving lives.
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A full-cavity search is non-invasive; we practice on ourselves.
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We just want to take a peek over the shoulder of the police, that's all, just a little peek, kind of a peek-a-boo.
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(advertising for a dairy company) Tell them that Herb Sewell, convicted child-molester sent you.
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I only care about the child who's on that one single crutch, trying to hobble out of the way of an American smart bomb whose destructive radius is several miles. There's no way. The child could have hobbled for a half-hour and still would be incinerated.
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I say to any senior citizen listening to me, carry a 9mm, the minute somebody looks at you cross-eyed, take off the top of his head with it.
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I'm gonna come out, I'll take Katie Couric and that other bitch, uhh... I forget who she was-- I'll rape her. I'll tell ya right now, I will. I'll commit the act of rape on her.