13 Phil Hendrie Quotes on Threat

Phil Hendrie quotes on threat

36. God, I'm gonna kill. I'm gonna kill slow and I'm gonna kill thoroughly.

42. I'm in Canada, obviously, because my life's been threatened directly by Al Gore. He's always hated me because I invented the Internet.

84. If you hang up on me again, Phil, you'll see exactly what an Austrain village square looks like...from an aerial perspective.

101. Don't tell me about impulse control, sir. How much impulse control should I have when a million Chinese are coming over a hill after me.

107. You know, both of you guys can drop down, 4th ring and cook.

234. How are you going to feel when your daughter's hair is being used to stuff some pervert's pillow?

240. (to a caller) If you were here right now I'd have to drop you. I dropped that woman at the Homeowner's Association meeting and I'll do the same to you. What's your address?

352. In my case, I would have dispatched her (Paris Hilton) relatively quickly, but, of course, I would want to teach her a lesson.

367. Don't say it or I will drop you and I don't care if I go to prison.

382. Don't make me come through the phone and kick your A.

384. I'm gonna rape Katie Couric, I'm gonna rape Oprah Winfrey, I'm gonna rape Greta Van Susteren, I'm gonna rape the Federal Prosecutor, come through the phone, kick your ass.

385. I will find Katie Couric and I will commit the act of rape on her. And then when I'm done with her, I'll get on that news women they got on the air and, who the other one? Oh yeah, Greta Van Susteren, I will rape her.

387. (to Bobbie Dooley) Lady, you're crazy, and your husband's crazy. Hooray for you with your big house. You would've been laying up in that big house on crutches if you'd've touched me. I'd a made mud out yo ass.