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14 Phil Hendrie Quotes on Food

Phil Hendrie quotes on food

  1. You need to have the courage to say to your wife, get in there and make me some bean dip.

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  2. Ma'am, simple question: How do you take your meat?

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  3. Hey, come watch football with us in our Prime Rib Room!

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  4. Getting diarrhea from a steak is like savoring the finish on a wine.

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  5. (After not paying attention to the caller) I'm sorry, Phil, I've got an emergency. We have a baked potato festival coming up on Sunday.

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  6. C'mon down to Ted's of Beverly Hills Steakhouse, I want to tell you its a very classy experience; we'd like you to wear a suitcoat if you wouldn't mind. We have had a high incidence of cardigan sweaters. Please look like you belong in our restaurant when you come to our restaurant, we'll give you a great steak...

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  7. The Altadena Dairy Corporation of America needs to make it known that they're making a sharp Vermont chedder than makes people bleed from the butt and think they've been sleep-raped.

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  8. Get in there and make me some bean dip!

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  9. The guy owes me $6.80 for a footlong tuna with extra pickle

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  10. Do you super-size?

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  11. The Asian people feed the Blacks pork food so they can beat them in war.

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  12. Tell the Jew we're out of brisket.

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  13. Who'll let the good father take a look for an Arby's beefwich?

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  14. Martha, telling Phil her new recipes from prison:

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