Phil Hendrie Quotes on Psychology
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Don't tell me about impulse control, sir. How much impulse control should I have when a million Chinese are coming over a hill after me.
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You know, it's almost worth it to me to go out and commit spree killings so that when I die I can go to Hell and watch the Devil roast you.
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How are you going to feel when your daughter's hair is being used to stuff some pervert's pillow?
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Phil, I was standing there in a bannana-yellow pantsuit, watching this child dancing around me, laughing like a fool, and I was thinking, are you for real? I felt like I was in a Bergman film about idiot children.
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All a bird does is sit in that cage and stares at itself in the mirror all day, now that's pretty egotisical.
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No, the fact that -you- don't wanna wear a thong is because you're still afraid of 9/11!
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Tell me you've never thought about killing your own kid. For instance, taking him out hunting in the woods and only one of you comes back, namely you.
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You never talk about your mother. Never talk about mother.
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I have at least my own filing cabinet at the National Institute of Health, psychology division.
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I'll wake up in the morning and think, 'Maybe I'll go out and catch me a twelve year old today.'
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Phil, you're beginning to disturb me, and when I get disturbed I start thinking about 12 year-old boys.
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My mother would torture me for at least eight hours a day for a solid year once, using a variety of ice-water enimas, burning me with matches, burning me with cigarettes, even at one point hanging me up-side down for about six hours, burying me, using me as a float when we were in a ship wreck-- she actually used me as a life preserver, she just wrapped me around herself and didn't care whether I breathed or not, tried to use me one time to stop up a leaky gas valve in our kitchen, just said, 'Put your lips over that thing.'
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I hold on to it [cream cheese] the way a cow does its cud.
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That is straight from hunger.