14 Phil Hendrie Quotes on Psychology

Phil Hendrie quotes on psychology

101. Don't tell me about impulse control, sir. How much impulse control should I have when a million Chinese are coming over a hill after me.

102. You know, it's almost worth it to me to go out and commit spree killings so that when I die I can go to Hell and watch the Devil roast you.

234. How are you going to feel when your daughter's hair is being used to stuff some pervert's pillow?

241. Phil, I was standing there in a bannana-yellow pantsuit, watching this child dancing around me, laughing like a fool, and I was thinking, are you for real? I felt like I was in a Bergman film about idiot children.

264. All a bird does is sit in that cage and stares at itself in the mirror all day, now that's pretty egotisical.

324. No, the fact that -you- don't wanna wear a thong is because you're still afraid of 9/11!

326. Tell me you've never thought about killing your own kid. For instance, taking him out hunting in the woods and only one of you comes back, namely you.

343. You never talk about your mother. Never talk about mother.

344. I have at least my own filing cabinet at the National Institute of Health, psychology division.

346. I'll wake up in the morning and think, 'Maybe I'll go out and catch me a twelve year old today.'

349. Phil, you're beginning to disturb me, and when I get disturbed I start thinking about 12 year-old boys.

360. My mother would torture me for at least eight hours a day for a solid year once, using a variety of ice-water enimas, burning me with matches, burning me with cigarettes, even at one point hanging me up-side down for about six hours, burying me, using me as a float when we were in a ship wreck-- she actually used me as a life preserver, she just wrapped me around herself and didn't care whether I breathed or not, tried to use me one time to stop up a leaky gas valve in our kitchen, just said, 'Put your lips over that thing.'

381. I hold on to it [cream cheese] the way a cow does its cud.

394. That is straight from hunger.