Quote #346

I'll wake up in the morning and think, 'Maybe I'll go out and catch me a twelve year old today.'

More from Phil Hendrie

  1. The last thing I heard when I walked out those gates was Walter Bellhaven's howling laughter.
  2. (in reference to Walter Bellhaven) The last thing I heard was him laughing, almost like a hyena.
  3. I have at least my own filing cabinet at the National Institute of Health, psychology division.
  4. (advertising for a dairy company) Tell them that Herb Sewell, convicted child-molester sent you.
  5. You never talk about your mother. Never talk about mother.
  6. Phil, you're beginning to disturb me, and when I get disturbed I start thinking about 12 year-old boys.
  7. My mother used to come to me with her house coat open and drinking a cup of cheap chinese table wine.'
  8. (about his mother-in-law) Ah, now you're referring to the Creature. See, you don't know the Creature. I do.

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