Quote #344

I have at least my own filing cabinet at the National Institute of Health, psychology division.

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  1. You never talk about your mother. Never talk about mother.
  2. The last thing I heard when I walked out those gates was Walter Bellhaven's howling laughter.
  3. My mother used to come to me with her house coat open and drinking a cup of cheap chinese table wine.'
  4. I'll wake up in the morning and think, 'Maybe I'll go out and catch me a twelve year old today.'
  5. My mother used to greet the day with a cigarette and lipstick on her teeth.'
  6. (in reference to Walter Bellhaven) The last thing I heard was him laughing, almost like a hyena.
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