Quote #345

The last thing I heard when I walked out those gates was Walter Bellhaven's howling laughter.

More from Phil Hendrie

  1. I have at least my own filing cabinet at the National Institute of Health, psychology division.
  2. I'll wake up in the morning and think, 'Maybe I'll go out and catch me a twelve year old today.'
  3. You never talk about your mother. Never talk about mother.
  4. (in reference to Walter Bellhaven) The last thing I heard was him laughing, almost like a hyena.
  5. My mother used to come to me with her house coat open and drinking a cup of cheap chinese table wine.'
  6. (advertising for a dairy company) Tell them that Herb Sewell, convicted child-molester sent you.
  7. My mother used to greet the day with a cigarette and lipstick on her teeth.'
  8. Phil, you're beginning to disturb me, and when I get disturbed I start thinking about 12 year-old boys.

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