Quote #343

You never talk about your mother. Never talk about mother.

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  1. My mother used to come to me with her house coat open and drinking a cup of cheap chinese table wine.'
  2. I have at least my own filing cabinet at the National Institute of Health, psychology division.
  3. My mother used to greet the day with a cigarette and lipstick on her teeth.'
  4. The last thing I heard when I walked out those gates was Walter Bellhaven's howling laughter.
  5. (On conducting safety random home invasions) You witness a man assault you, take off his pants, fold 'em up, put 'em on the bed... and then…
  6. I'll wake up in the morning and think, 'Maybe I'll go out and catch me a twelve year old today.'
  7. Well, would you rather open and close doors or be lashed to a barn door and be assualted by...by three guys coming up on ATVs?
  8. (in reference to Walter Bellhaven) The last thing I heard was him laughing, almost like a hyena.

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