Quote #342

My mother used to come to me with her house coat open and drinking a cup of cheap chinese table wine.'

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  4. I have at least my own filing cabinet at the National Institute of Health, psychology division.
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  7. We just want to take a peek over the shoulder of the police, that's all, just a little peek, kind of a peek-a-boo.
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