Quote #340

(On conducting safety random home invasions) You witness a man assault you, take off his pants, fold 'em up, put 'em on the bed... and then he stops; when you get to the level of underwear then they stop, they assess the situation, he will question the woman, 'you're aware now that I am here in my underwear', and she will say 'yes I am', then fine, he'll probably put his hat on first, get dressed...

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  1. Well, would you rather open and close doors or be lashed to a barn door and be assualted by...by three guys coming up on ATVs?
  2. My mother used to greet the day with a cigarette and lipstick on her teeth.'
  3. We just want to take a peek over the shoulder of the police, that's all, just a little peek, kind of a peek-a-boo.
  4. My mother used to come to me with her house coat open and drinking a cup of cheap chinese table wine.'
  5. Three black kids will kill you slowly, at least an Ay-rab has the decency to take ya out quickly.
  6. You never talk about your mother. Never talk about mother.
  7. (In response to the idea of a citizen not cooperating) Well, in that case, we've got a situation.
  8. I have at least my own filing cabinet at the National Institute of Health, psychology division.

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