(On conducting safety random home invasions) You witness a man assault you, take off his pants, fold 'em up, put 'em on the bed... and then he stops; when you get to the level of underwear then they stop, they assess the situation, he will question the woman, 'you're aware now that I am here in my underwear', and she will say 'yes I am', then fine, he'll probably put his hat on first, get dressed...

Well, would you rather open and close doors or be lashed to a barn door and be assualted by...by three guys coming up on ATVs?

My mother used to greet the day with a cigarette and lipstick on her teeth.'

We just want to take a peek over the shoulder of the police, that's all, just a little peek, kind of a peek-a-boo.

If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.

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'No no, Jock:we're going to push him out of a window. Your bedroom window, I think. Yes, and we'll undress him first and say that he was making advances to you…