My mother used to greet the day with a cigarette and lipstick on her teeth.'

(On conducting safety random home invasions) You witness a man assault you, take off his pants, fold 'em up, put 'em on the bed... and then he stops; when you …

My mother used to come to me with her house coat open and drinking a cup of cheap chinese table wine.'

Well, would you rather open and close doors or be lashed to a barn door and be assualted by...by three guys coming up on ATVs?

'Naturally,' observed Nikolai Petrovich, 'you were born here, so everything is bound to strike you with a special -' 'Really, Daddy, it makes absolutely no dif…

Interviewer: Aaaand finally, Jade, since you're named after an ornamental stone used as decoration, do you have any kids?

As a family, we have been very fortunate to find a happy lifestyle in this country and we feel we belong. We still consider ourselves to be Georgian, because t…