46 Credibility Quotes
Short credibility quotes
Liars when they speak the truth are not believed.
AristotleAristotle quote #76 I doubt there's ever been a true thing said on Fox. Maybe the weather report, maybe not.
Fran LebowitzFran Lebowitz quote #4 You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.
Kurt VonnegutKurt Vonnegut quote #237 If Ali says a mosquito can pull a plow, don't ask how. Hitch him up.
Muhammad AliMuhammad Ali quote #14 I understand small business growth. I was one.
George W. BushGeorge W. Bush quote #16 He who praises everybody praises nobody.
Samuel JohnsonSamuel Johnson quote #21 The honour is overpaid, When he that did the act is commentator.
James ShirleyJames Shirley quote #3 If my fans think I can do everything I say I can do, then they're crazier than I am.
Muhammad AliMuhammad Ali quote #71
More credibility quotes
American credibility in the war on terrorism depends on a strong stand against all terrorist acts, whether committed by foe or friend.
Arlen SpecterArlen Specter quote #8 There are lots of guys around the world that are lazy. They have big fat guts. They talk about chi power and things they can do, but don't believe it.
Bruce LeeBruce Lee quote #158 To be persuasive we must be believable; to be believable we must be credible; credible we must be truthful.
Edward R. MurrowEdward R. Murrow quote #63 It's true the Iraqis misbehaved and had no credibility but that doesn't necessarily mean that they were in the wrong.
Hans BlixHans Blix quote #5 Take our politicians: they're a bunch of yo-yos. The presidency is now a cross between a popularity contest and a high school debate, with an encyclopedia of cliches.
Saul BellowSaul Bellow quote #47 How the hell do I know what I find incredible? Credibility is an expanding field... Sheer disbelief hardly registers on the face before the head is nodding with all the wisdom of instant hindsight.
Tom StoppardTom Stoppard quote #11 The sermon was based on what he claimed was a well-known fact, that there were no Atheists in foxholes. I asked Jack what he thought of the sermon afterwards, and he said, 'There's a Chaplain who never visited the front.'
Kurt VonnegutKurt Vonnegut quote #144 Perhaps the place to start looking for a credibility gap is not in the offices of the Government in Washington but in the studios of the networks in New York!
Spiro AgnewSpiro Agnew quote #1 It is like the thirteenth stroke of a crazy clock, which not only is itself discredited but casts a shade of doubt over all previous assertions.
A. P. HerbertA. P. Herbert quote #10 Muslims have a credibility problem. In the modern era, we have a tendency to believe and repeat wild theories, with our only criteria for accepting those theories being that they lend support to pre-existing attitudes. It takes an extremely sympathetic person to overlook such a deficiency, and sympathy for Muslims in a post 9/11 West is in short supply.
Amir ButlerAmir Butler quote #3 What are the odds that Dan Rather would have accepted such blatantly phony documents from, say, the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth?
Ann CoulterAnn Coulter quote #20 If so, our posture would be as follows: we published the story and said it was true, but now we are going to nominate it for a Pulitzer -- now that's serious business.
Bob WoodwardBob Woodward quote #5 In all due respect, I'm not so sure it's credible to quote leading news organizations about - oh, never mind.
George W. BushGeorge W. Bush quote #162 I do not by any means want to deny that I and my fellow workers selected news and quotations following a certain tendency. It is the curse of propaganda during war that one works only with black and white. But to my knowledge it is a mistake to believe that in the Propaganda Ministry thousands of little lies were hatched out. If we had lied on a thousand small things, the enemy would have been able to deal with us more easily than was the case.
Hans FritzscheHans Fritzsche quote #8 Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton's latest campaign finance report, published Wednesday night, appeared even to her most stalwart supporters and donors to be a road map of her political and management failings.
Hillary ClintonHillary Clinton quote #70 The most dangerous and reprehensible type of all opportunists, someone who would use a Hitler for his own ends, and then claim, after Hitler was defeated, to have been against him all the time. He was part of a movement that he knew was wrong, but was in it just because he saw it was winning.
Hjalmar SchachtHjalmar Schacht quote #12 The point is that there isn't a canonical James Nicoll tale. The point is that whenever a discussion turns to some manner in which a human being can be menaced, injured, or potentially killed, it will turn out that James has already had it happen to him. No matter how funny, unlikely, wierd (sic)), or pedestrian. He hasn't said he has a scar on his arm from being attacked by aliens with laser swords, but I would be only mildly surprised if he did. And I'd believe him.
James NicollJames Nicoll quote #50 Afterwards, President Bush said, 'Maliki is the right man for the job.' Just to remind you, Bush also said FEMA's Michael Brown was the right man for the job, Donald Rumsfeld was the right man for the job, Tom DeLay was the right man for the job: which would be okay if Bush was the right man for the job.
Jay LenoJay Leno quote #7 The overt message is that preventing nuclear proliferation is important...but I think there is a covert message as well: that it is a good idea to have ElBaradei at the IAEA because he was right about Iraq and the administration was wrong... It cannot escape people's attention that this was the man who stood up against the United States and said that Iraq was not reconstituting its nuclear program.
Mohamed ElBaradeiMohamed ElBaradei quote #34 We certainly shouldn't trust to deal with [Saddam Hussein] anyone who supported him through his worst crimes, that's insane.
Noam ChomskyNoam Chomsky quote #108 [Noam Chomsky is] so far out on the lunatic fringe that even the sensible things he has to say are lost. --David Rieff, August 4, 1991 [212]
Noam ChomskyNoam Chomsky quote #231 We'll consider what you've told us. We wont be foolish You've already been foolish. I have no high expectations for you now.
Orson Scott CardOrson Scott Card quote #263 Well, among other things, it seems Rudy's a bit of a fibber. Says one thing one, then denies it a few hours later, apparently not familiar with the concept of audio and video recordings.
Rudy GiulianiRudy Giuliani quote #34 Who's off his meds and is exaggerating the effects of his illness? Comedian Rush Limbaugh, that's who!
Rush LimbaughRush Limbaugh quote #97 [He] never claims to know what he doesn't know. When he's unsure, he says so. When he's sure, he's always right
Orson Scott CardOrson Scott Card quote #437 I have at least my own filing cabinet at the National Institute of Health, psychology division.
Phil HendriePhil Hendrie quote #344 I am not making this up.
Dave BarryDave Barry quote #13 How dare you have a wino tell me not to use drugs?
Bill HicksBill Hicks quote #6 Everything I've ever said will be credited to Dorothy Parker.
Dorothy ParkerDorothy Parker quote #48 In the long run an opinion often borrows credit from the forbearance of its patrons.
Henry JamesHenry James quote #1 'It does not say much about the credibility of the Prime Minister for him to be saying publicly that the Christian churches support the bill after these deliberate acts of deception.' (In response to Mataca's claim that Prime Minister Laisenia Qarase had misled a delegation of church leaders as to the true contents of the government's Reconciliation and Unity Bill, which Mataca and Ganilau both oppose).
Ratu Epeli GanilauRatu Epeli Ganilau quote #13 Amusingly, it [astrology] falls foul of our modern taboo against lazy stereotyping. How would we react if a newspaper published a daily column that read something like this: 'Germans: It is in your nature to be hard-working and methodical, which should serve you well at work today. In your personal relationships, especially this evening, you will need to curb your natural tendency to obey orders. Chinese: Inscrutability has many advantages, but it may be your undoing today. British: Your stiff upper lip may serve you well in business dealings, but try to relax and let yourself go in your social life.
Richard DawkinsRichard Dawkins quote #86 Consider this. If a paranormalist could really give an unequivocal demonstration of telepathy (precognition, psychokinesis, reincarnation, whatever it is), he would be the discoverer of a totally new principle unknown to physical science. The discoverer of the new energy field that links mind to mind in telepathy, or of the new fundamental force that moves objects around a table top, deserves a Nobel prize and would probably get one. If you are in possession of this revolutionary secret of science, why not prove it and be hailed as the new Newton? Of course, we know the answer. You can't do it. You are a fake.
Richard DawkinsRichard Dawkins quote #114 The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And vice versa.
Robert A. HeinleinRobert A. Heinlein quote #135 Truth will lose its credit, if delivered by a person that has none.
Robert SouthRobert South quote #9 Mr. Paul isn't going to be president. He trails in national polls, in no small part because his lack of a proactive foreign policy makes him an unserious candidate in today's terror world.... His more kooky views (say, his belief in a conspiracy to create a 'North American Union') and his violent antiwar talk have allowed the other aspirants to dismiss him.
Ron PaulRon Paul quote #143 'Question: I have read somewhere that people say your conversion is insincere and 'may be just a political ploy to advance your own failing anti-establishment agenda'. Is this true? Reply: I can only repeat what I have said, and written, many times since my reversion, which is that I made my Shahadah at a mosque, in front of several Muslim witnesses, and that - while I lived in that area - I regularly went to Namaz there, for over a year. I also have a document testifying my acceptance of Islam, signed by a Qadi and the Imam of a Mosque. In addition, when interviewed by the BBC's Panorama programme some 18 months after my reversion, I made another public declaration that I was a Muslim, Alhamdulillah. But that bit was cut, and not broadcast. Since then, I have made several more such public declarations of my Islam, including one in a letter I sent to a newspaper which repeated such allegations. The newspaper did not publish the letter- so I posted it on an Islamic internet forum. This live dialgue is another public declaration of my Islam, Alhamdulillah.'
David MyattDavid Myatt quote #4 The MRC's archive is packed with documentation of liberal bias from Peter Jennings, who was frequently cited in CyberAlert, but on this day after his passing we'll focus on how a couple of times he acknowledged the media's liberal tilt. ~ Media Research Center
Peter JenningsPeter Jennings quote #36