13 Phil Hendrie Quotes on Authority

Phil Hendrie quotes on authority

31. I'm not really a general, ya know?

71. How could you let that Kraut on?

72. I'm Ted Bell, I make rules, I don't follow rules.

121. I hope that when you die the Devil has got the gate open for you, doesn't even worry about checkin' with God on that one. I don't think the Devil should check with God. I think he should just know the gate should be open.

139. I'll say it right now to your face that the Pope's a damn butt pirate.

278. I know the essential rule of the Constitution of Egypt, which is: Keep your mouth shut, do your job and just keep your mouth shut.

302. (to a caller) I'm the Vice President of Syndication. Which means I'm God and you're an ant.

333. Ma'am, I'm a member of the Citizen's Auxiliary Police, we save lives.

336. (In response to the idea of a citizen not cooperating) Well, in that case, we've got a situation.

338. We just want to take a peek over the shoulder of the police, that's all, just a little peek, kind of a peek-a-boo.

344. I have at least my own filing cabinet at the National Institute of Health, psychology division.

350. (about his mother-in-law) Ah, now you're referring to the Creature. See, you don't know the Creature. I do.

366. Alright cadet, you will kiss the gunner's daughter, Take him below for the makings.