18 Phil Hendrie Quotes on Politics

Phil Hendrie quotes on politics

5. I hope your car sails over two medians, clears all traffic, lands in a huge empty lot and bursts into flames like something out of fallback (Angry at Bob Greene for going 45 MPH in the fast lane and for making a pregnant girl miss her exit and have a miscarriage on the side of the road).

12. There's no other way to look at the war in Iraq than the way that I look at it, which is it's a totally correct move. There's no other way to look at it. It's the right thing to do, it's got nothing to do with being a republican or democrat, it's just the smartest thing we could've done.

13. Two things that'll never happen in this country; two things that will never, ever, ever, ever happen in this country: Gun control and abortion being made illegal. Don't even worry about, aint gonna happen. Abortion will be legal 'til the end of time and you'll never be able to pry the gun from the cold dead fingers of any jackass who wants to own one.

42. I'm in Canada, obviously, because my life's been threatened directly by Al Gore. He's always hated me because I invented the Internet.

43. I used to work for the Central Intelligence Agency until they dummied up some files noting that I had some sort of, as they thought, 'Paranoid Schizophrenia,' of course it was all them that were thinking that. They're the ones that put that into my file and had me bounced out of the CIA.

91. Phil, there is not one conservative negro.

92. Trent Lott is an unreconstructed cracka'.

125. Sitting in the carseat like a little miniature Winston Churchill is his little fat, bald kid - you might as well put a cigar in his puss - and he's in the carpool lane, Mr. Hendrie, and the kid don't drive; that's the point I'm trying to make.

129. I wanna be the King of America!

181. Freedom's important, but if I'm gonna die for a word, my word is poon-tang.

191. I'm ready to eat my guts for my country and for civilians like you, and you call me a disgrace? Boy, that tears it!

194. We're ooh-rah. We're ready to fight and die for this country. But first, we want to smoke dope and shoot heroin.

197. (On gays in the Boy Scouts) If they're successful in turning kids gay, there won't be no sex that makes kids and there won't be no kids left; that's something we got to look at as the future of the country.

276. Everytime I turn around there's an American waddling into a Rallys.

280. The rights of women are being trampled by George Bush.

284. Phil, screw you and your Nazi friends; we're now going to sing a folk song.

364. I don't hate America, I love this country so long as it provides me with an ability to practice Blithia.

367. Don't say it or I will drop you and I don't care if I go to prison.