Quote #5

I hope your car sails over two medians, clears all traffic, lands in a huge empty lot and bursts into flames like something out of fallback (Angry at Bob Greene for going 45 MPH in the fast lane and for making a pregnant girl miss her exit and have a miscarriage on the side of the road).

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  1. Careful Granny you might pop something
  2. I hope the next time you pull a stunt like that, that you lose control of your car, it goes through 3 medians and bursts into flames far aw…
  3. That's bitchen!
  4. Yeah, is this some kind of joke? (To character, when caller claims the character is a just a joke)
  5. Aw get a piece of fat and slide off
  6. If you are serious that you have breasts that weigh ten pounds a piece then I'd like to get together with you.
  7. You need to have the courage to say to your wife, get in there and make me some bean dip.
  8. I'm Grant Foster for public television - Where a hundred people work so thirty can watch.

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