Phil Hendrie Quotes on Traffic

3 quotes

  1. I hope your car sails over two medians, clears all traffic, lands in a huge empty lot and bursts into flames like something out of fallback (Angry at Bob Greene for going 45 MPH in the fast lane and for making a pregnant girl miss her exit and have a miscarriage on the side of the road).

  2. I hope the next time you pull a stunt like that, that you lose control of your car, it goes through 3 medians and bursts into flames far away from anybody else that may be on the road (still angry at Bob Greene).

  3. You don't park a group of retards near a road and expect them not to be nailed by a flying Dodge Durango.

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