Quote #236
You don't park a group of retards near a road and expect them not to be nailed by a flying Dodge Durango.
More from Phil Hendrie
- You know what you look like to me with your good bag and your bad shoes? You look like a ruuube.
- I told her to sit down and shut her mouth. Phil, she's my best friend and I feel I can be direct with her.
- How are you going to feel when your daughter's hair is being used to stuff some pervert's pillow?
- Its almost like walking up to Adolf Hitler if you're Jewish and saying, 'nice moustache.' You're just asking for it.
- Oh, you're sitting there staring at your cheaply manicured nails in your Ford Taurus...
- (About making love with her husband) We sang Onward Christian Soldier, Phil, he took me like a virgin at the prison rodeo.
- My father worked in the circus. He was a circus clown. And my mother was a prostitute.
- (to a caller) If you were here right now I'd have to drop you. I dropped that woman at the Homeowner's Association meeting and I'll do the …