Quote #235
You know what you look like to me with your good bag and your bad shoes? You look like a ruuube.
More from Phil Hendrie
- How are you going to feel when your daughter's hair is being used to stuff some pervert's pillow?
- You don't park a group of retards near a road and expect them not to be nailed by a flying Dodge Durango.
- Oh, you're sitting there staring at your cheaply manicured nails in your Ford Taurus...
- I told her to sit down and shut her mouth. Phil, she's my best friend and I feel I can be direct with her.
- My father worked in the circus. He was a circus clown. And my mother was a prostitute.
- Its almost like walking up to Adolf Hitler if you're Jewish and saying, 'nice moustache.' You're just asking for it.
- Honey, try wearing a thong. Then you don't have to worry about all those panty lines.
- (About making love with her husband) We sang Onward Christian Soldier, Phil, he took me like a virgin at the prison rodeo.