I'm ready to eat my guts for my country and for civilians like you, and you call me a disgrace? Boy, that tears it!

Hey did your [Iraq soldier] husband say he bayoneted nobody? ... It's a pretty sure bet he almost bayonetted someone.

Any woman that bumps into a guy must be tryin' him on for size, and let me tell ya something, I make a very tight fit.

You went to Tijuana to see the donkey show! Why don't you back me up instead of pretending you're all outraged!

On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism i…

Hungary conquered and in chains has done more for freedom and justice than any people for twenty years. But for this lesson to get through and convince those i…

To all who mourn a son, a brother, a husband, a father, a friend - I can only offer you the gratitude of a nation, for your loved one served his country with d…