Phil Hendrie Quotes on Military

11 quotes

  1. I did three years in the Korean War, sir.

  2. I fought in Korea so you can sit there, looking at yourself with no underwear on.

  3. Who do you think deserves a purple heart, your daddy for gettin' a box on him or me for takin' a paintball off the gonad sack?!

  4. Semper Fi!

  5. Basic training just rolls off my knife!

  6. When I go to Iraq I'll be a one-man killing machine.

  7. I think a Marine that went to Iraq should be allowed to have a beer, because of what you've seen!

  8. Hey did your [Iraq soldier] husband say he bayoneted nobody? ... It's a pretty sure bet he almost bayonetted someone.

  9. I'm ready to eat my guts for my country and for civilians like you, and you call me a disgrace? Boy, that tears it!

  10. We're ooh-rah. We're ready to fight and die for this country. But first, we want to smoke dope and shoot heroin.

  11. Alright cadet, you will kiss the gunner's daughter, Take him below for the makings.

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